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General Forums => The Mess Hall => Topic started by: Jeffy on June 21, 2011, 06:06:12 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/v/42o668Cnx54
Richard Heene gained infamy as the father who faked the story of his son being lifted away by a runaway balloon as a TV show pitch. Now Heene wants to lift you and your stuff with his $17,000 robot.
As seen in the promotional video above, Heene's conviction and jail stint for faking his son Falcon's ascent has not imacted his ability — first showcased on "Wife Swap" — to make strangers question his sanity. Like a meth-addled Billy Mays, Heene shout-screams his way through the demonstration of the HeeneDuty Truck Transformer, which appears to be an electric platform sized to fit into a standard truck bed. The thing (featuring "Zoomer Technology," named after Heene's dog) also has fold-out panels and a ladder to act as a lift platform or scaffolding separate from a truck. On his HeeneDuty site, three varieties of the Truck Transformer are available, starting at $13,639 and rising like a silvery homemade airship to $17,000 for the 8-foot version.
Watch Balloon Boy's dad pitch his ,000 robot lifterGive Heene some credit: Modern standard-duty pickups can easily haul at least a ton of payload, more than most people would care to lift by hand. Hence the invention of the forklift, dozens of which are for sale in any given city for less than $13,000. But everday forklifts don't have Zoomer Technology, and whether its a few pallets, airborne hoaxes or delusions of grandeur, Heene knows how to lift things up.
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$13.5k, $14.5k and $17.3k for 5ft, 6ft and 8ft respectively
i think it's cool but the guy's weird to say the least, he needs a marketing assistant to revamp that video (probably the prices too, i mean it's as expensive as a car, what the heck).
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Idea is not that bad; but price is off, i think. Now, as for his marketing skills... Well, lets just say there is a lot to be desired!
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I think he needs to change the name and remove the name off the top. Then have someone else who know's how to market it take over.
The thrusting reminds me of someone here. :wall:
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I think he needs to change the name and remove the name off the top. Then have someone else who know's how to market it take over.
The thrusting reminds me of someone here. :wall:
Agreed! :hump: :hump: :hump: what a dork!
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The thrusting reminds me of someone here. :wall:
you mean a certain member known to hump their rear driver's side tire???? :wall: Because I would not know who that would be.... :blbl: