Guess I'm gonna have to kill a Cat.

jcguin

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« on: June 30, 2006, 06:03:47 AM »

I live in the Mid-South and have had especially dry and hot weather for the last couple weeks. The top has been off for a week straight now and I awoke to a horrid surprise.

I went to hop in the jeep this morning for my daily drive and what do I find? A cat had puked on my drivers seat and my laptop case in the back seat. Apparently he found the speaker bar and rollbar to be a good vantage point for projectile vomiting.

If he had been there when I found it, it would have been a no sex week for me cause my wife loves cats and I would have snapped it's neck at that moment. I am a dog person (I have a chocolate lab/pit mix), my wife just loves these cursed creatures from hell.


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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 07:50:54 AM »

Well, it could have been worse... the cursed animal could have used your roll bar pads and/or seats to sharpen its claws. The bad thing about cats is that you cannot practically restrict their access to anything. They have a way of squeezing into an opening that dogs and other animals cannot. And forget about trying to train them!!!


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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2006, 11:10:03 AM »

Ew, that's just nasty. It's bad enough that they sleep on your seat and then leave a nest of hair there. If it's a stranger cat, they'll even piss on the seat. Might be a good time to invest in a trail cover.


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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2006, 11:41:18 AM »

When I was a kid, my old man had a problem with a cat walking up and down his new car. Paw prints and scratches. He parked it out front under the street light and took the glass and screen out of the front storm door. Grabbed a chair, a 12 pack and his BB gun. After a few hours of boredom......Problem Solved. :twisted:


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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2006, 05:20:21 PM »

To bad you don't live in a colder climate. Cats are drawn to engine heat, they like to crawl up there and nap in engine bays if they can. Course, you start your Jeep and then the fan blade turns in to a deli-slicer. I'm not advocating leaving any cheese in your engine bay on a cool night or anything lol


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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 06:25:18 AM »

Cheese on a cool night,,,,,,,,,, hmmmmmmmmmmmm. vietnamese eggrolls anyone?


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