I'll settle for being the guy who installs front/rear Aussies and is patient enough to take the time to recognize a bad line before he drives it...
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Trail Woman: "Chris, I'm stuck again... I know you are just running the D30/D35, but you always air out, run the tough front and rear warrantied alloy Aussies, get big traction and don't drive rutts like you're in the Baja 500, so you are the only one left who can pull me out..."
Chris: "Yeah but, what about those guys with the 4bangers and the big axles, the Detroits and the 35" tires? Can't they help you? They say they have the right set-ups?"
Trail Woman: "I've been sitting here for an hour and all I've heard is a bunch of "clicking" and "banging" and "snapping." Haven't seen any other Jeeps, though...
Chris: Don't worry babe, I'll get you out of there :D . And, don't worry about those noises either... All that is probably from the other Jeeps I was talking about... They make the noise to cause the Deer and other wildlife to feel safer out here. ...Good with the animals those Jeep 35" folks."