Author Topic: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread  (Read 18972 times)

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Liljeepz

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2007, 05:19:42 PM »
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Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, 'Wear sun-block.' "


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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2007, 05:40:34 PM »
I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn’t bad for being 50, we drank and bull$hitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter 3 some?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"



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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2007, 08:04:32 PM »
 :wine: really, i now need to switch key boards. coke in it. and eeewww.

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2007, 01:44:32 AM »
2009 Audi S5....what....its 4wd...sort of....

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2007, 05:28:47 AM »
I love those posters.....


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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2007, 07:30:50 AM »

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2007, 12:01:35 PM »
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2007, 02:28:52 PM »
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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2007, 09:42:13 PM »
Soooo three women have a very late night drinking.
They leave in the early morning hours and go their separate ways.
The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the
night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight
home and walked into the house.
As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes."

The second says, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and
wrapped it around the first tree
I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third says, "No, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got
into a big fight with my husband,
knocked over a candle, and burned the whole house down!" She begins to
cry. The room falls silent.

Finally, the first girl speaks up: "I don't think you understand ...
Chunks is my dog!"
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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2007, 06:05:35 AM »
oh god..... :roflol: :roflol:

hey jeffy ya might want to change the title of this to nsfw or adult humor. i'm not complaining just saying it may not be for some of the fainter of heart.

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2007, 08:24:22 AM »
Subject: She bought new windows
 
   Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
   expensive Double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call
  from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the
  windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for
  them yet.
   Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
  automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his
  fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just
  ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
 
  "Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!
 
 There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
 just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed
 about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't
 underestimate a blonde anymore.

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Re: 4bangerJP official joke thread
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2007, 09:25:21 AM »
These are both really good!  :roflol:
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Re: Joke Thread *NSFW*
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2007, 02:19:36 AM »


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Re: Joke Thread *NSFW*
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2007, 07:23:24 AM »
I saw that a year or so ago, it still brings a tear to my eye! :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread *NSFW*
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2007, 05:05:17 PM »
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
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