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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #165 on: October 29, 2009, 06:47:22 PM »
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Gonna have to show this to the wife. We saw this on Attack of the Show, on the G4 channel. We were  :roflol:
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #166 on: October 29, 2009, 08:40:21 PM »
lol.. this took me too long to figure out it is an infinite loop.
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« Reply #168 on: November 12, 2009, 08:03:52 AM »
suicidal tendency...lol  :roflol:
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #169 on: December 04, 2009, 03:18:19 PM »

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 18, 2009, 09:40:04 AM »
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 :yikes:  :roflol: shoulda just  :crap: in a public toilet. Why does he always have a pee bottle? What am I missing there?
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #173 on: December 18, 2009, 11:38:26 AM »
:yikes:  :roflol: shoulda just  :crap: in a public toilet. Why does he always have a pee bottle? What am I missing there?

obviously it's a joke, or if it's real the guy has serious problems (one of them could be the fact that he can fit his erected thingy in a water bottle :lol: , or maybe he's drinking his own piss).

i mean he took the time to draw all that in paint - wannabe comic book or something.
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #174 on: December 20, 2009, 05:00:02 PM »
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.



The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
=0 A



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #175 on: December 20, 2009, 05:34:05 PM »
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT


really freakin' funny.
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #176 on: January 05, 2010, 01:32:42 PM »
Now THAT is a good essay answer!
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #177 on: January 24, 2010, 10:59:09 PM »

Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.

Why didn't Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens.

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #178 on: January 24, 2010, 11:01:54 PM »
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the
entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount
of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small
bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the
way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously
masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but
doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?" She turns
to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off
each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few
things she had never done with any other man.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
her eyes, and says...



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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #179 on: February 11, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOKOKAY – LET’S BEGIN;

1.Make sure your Recycle Bin is empty
2. Open a new file in your computer.
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