Mike was attending his 4x4 truck club's monthly meeting and had just
> told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day
> because his wife wouldn't let him go.
>
> After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his
> fellow
> 4x4 friends Mike left to go back home to his wife.
>
> When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
> should be there but Mike, sitting up in front of his truck, tent up,
> fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of
> coals.
>
> "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
>
> "I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.
>
> "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with
> a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and
> covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
>
> When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
> see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me
> to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
>
> "So here I am!"
>
