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Offline FourbangerYJ

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #150 on: July 24, 2009, 06:39:24 PM »
 Mike was attending his 4x4 truck club's monthly meeting and had just
> told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day
> because his wife wouldn't let him go.
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> After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his
> fellow
> 4x4 friends Mike left to go back home to his wife.
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> When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
> should be there but Mike, sitting up in front of his truck, tent up,
> fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of
> coals.
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> "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"
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> "I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.
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> "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with
> a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and
> covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
>
> When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
> see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me
> to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
>
> "So here I am!"
>
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #151 on: July 24, 2009, 06:57:03 PM »
Awesome!  :clap: :roflol: :thumb:

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #152 on: July 29, 2009, 07:15:39 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumb:

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #153 on: August 26, 2009, 08:13:08 AM »

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #154 on: August 26, 2009, 09:41:57 AM »
Scott~

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #156 on: August 26, 2009, 09:53:07 AM »
Somebody actually buys it........ http://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Spotted-Sponge-Pudding-10-Ounce/dp/B000II27QE/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1251301600&sr=8-9

Ingredients
Water, Sugar, Wheat Flour, Raisins, Partially Hydrogenated Canola and Palm Oils, Nonfat Dry Milk, Partially Inverted Sugar Cane Syrup, Leaveners (Sodium Diphosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Egg Whites, Salt, Spices and Spice Extractives, Natural Flavors.

Seems they left out the main ingredient  :naughty:
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #157 on: August 26, 2009, 10:39:45 AM »
The best is the first user review.....

Heinz Spotted Dick is not really bad as far as Dick in a can goes .... although once you've had real British Spotted Dick in your mouth, this one pales in comparison. At first taste I detected thick notes of custard and subtle hints of spice. Almost salty and sweet at the same time. The texture was not quite as firm as I expected, in fact it was a bit flacid and even wrinkled feeling. The raisins were nice, (albeit a bit small) but I never found more than 2 hanging around in the same bite. I discovered that when hot it becomes engorged and is much firmer, although my Mum would disagree. She used to always say that Spotted Dick, like revenge, is a dish best served cold. Well, WTF does she know anyhow.

Pros - the convenience of Dick in a can
Cons - at the end of the day, it's just Dick in a can
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #158 on: August 26, 2009, 10:55:41 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :roflol: :roflol:

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #159 on: August 26, 2009, 12:19:53 PM »


hilarious by itself not to mention the review which cracked me up.

and it's either the pple at heinz are braindead or this must target a certain market audience
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #160 on: August 26, 2009, 01:51:25 PM »
It's a British thing....they don't use the word "dick" like we might...they use "cock"....

Spotted dick is a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit (usually currants), commonly served with custard. Spotted refers to the dried fruit (which resemble spots) and Dick may be a contraction/corruption of the word pudding (from the last syllable) or possibly a corruption of the word dough.[1] Another explanation offered for the latter half of the name is that it comes from the German word for "thick," in reference to the thickened suet mixture. It is a cultural part of English Cuisine.
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the earliest documented reference is a recipe for "Plum Bolster or Spotted Dick," in Alexis Soyer's The Modern Housewife of Menagere (1850).
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #161 on: August 26, 2009, 02:03:07 PM »
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The Modern Housewife of Menagere (1850).
well... in that case i understand why it's called that way  :roflol:

besides the etymology of course
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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #162 on: September 17, 2009, 09:27:54 AM »

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Scott~

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Re: Official 4BangerJP Joke Thread
« Reply #164 on: October 29, 2009, 06:03:06 PM »